Miss Snark's Idols of March

Miss Snark is holding a writing contest (updated rules are here). Entries are only to be 100 words long, and must include the words Reacher, Helipcopter, snazzy, moonbeam, Dan Lazar, and griffin. The deadline is actually today--she wants entries to be submitted between 5 PM and 5:15 PM EST. Sorry for the late notice, but she just did post about the contest yesterday, and I didn't find it until today. Happy writing!